hoe do i smoke cannabis?

Question

yesterday i bought a little bong but i dont know how to get and smoke cannabis

Answer 1

You find someone who smokes weed. You ask if they can get on. Then you chop it up with scissors (don't have scissors, grate it with a stake knife) and add a little tobacco coz it helps with shaping the cone though some people laugh at this coz they're all hardcore and can smoke it strong, if it would be weakened down with a little tobacco then the weed is ****. Then u kind of pinch it up and stuff it in the cone. Oh the cone is the little metal cone shaped piece with one large opening and one small opening facing inside the hose that goes into the body. Then you hold a lighter over it with your left hand (nondominant hand) and hold the bong with your right hand but make sure your thumb is covering the shotty at the back, the little air hole while breathing it in. Once the cone piece is empty you release the shotty and breath in the remaining smoke.

You don't know anyone who smokes look out for junkies it's likely they smoke weed as well but don't ever just hand over the money. Go with them and don't give them the money till you know for sure you're going to get the weed or they will just run off with it coz their junkies, junkies have no morals. Or you can buy it online which can be a pain in the ****. You download the tor browser and idk do a search for dark net online drugs or silkroads drugs online or agora drugs online. Both silkroads and agora have been shut down but they were big ones and articles about them will tell you the next one that's still going (I just can't remember it's name black something or whatever) then you can buy a VNP for extra security then you find out the price of the item you want then you create (but not on tor browser or you'll get blocked) a bitcoin wallet and buy the bitcoins you need for the transaction. Bitcoins is internet currency and hard to trace but many places that sell it require heaps of identification.

Answer 2

This is sort of like buying a car then wondering how to drive and put gas in it....

Answer 3

Sorry, nobody's going to give you advice on obtaining and using illegal drugs.

Answer 4

go to a house party. Someone will have some

Answer 5

Ew

Answer 6

You need friends.