hey everyone I have a question please answer?

Question

ok lets say I got arrested in texas for being in the russian mafia and these are the charges against me
Arms trafficking, Arson, Art theft, Assassinations, Assault, Attempted murder, Staged Auto Accident Fraud, Auto theft, Bank fraud, Bankruptcy fraud, Bid rigging, Blackmailing, Bodyguarding services, Bombings, Bribery, Car bombings, Charity fraud, Cheque fraud, Child pornography, Cigarette smuggling, computer crime, Computer hacking, Computer viruses, Confidence tricks, Conspiracy, Contract killing, Counterfeiting, Credit card fraud, Cultural Antiques theft, Cyberterrorism, destruction of public and private property, Drive-by shootings, Drug trafficking, Extortion, Fake anti-malware, Fake anti-spyware, falsification of books and records, false filings and registration with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), fencing, Forced disappearances, Fraud, Hostage taking, Human trafficking, Identity document forgery, Identity fraud, Identity Theft, Illegal emigration Illegal immigration, Illegal sale of Plutonium, Infiltration of Legitimate businesses, Infiltration of Politics, Insurance fraud, Internet fraud, Jewelery and Gems theft, Kidnapping, Mail fraud, Malware, Match fixing, Military corruption, Military coup, Military Equipment smuggling, Money laundering, Mortgage fraud, Murder, Illegal trading of nuclear materials, Nuclear Weapons smuggling, Oil and Gasoline smuggling, Oil and Gasoline tax fraud, Organ trafficking, Passport fraud, PC hijacking, Phishing, Police corruption, Political corruption, pornography, Professional Sports corruption, Prostitution, Protection racket, Racketeering, Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act (RICO) conspiracy, Rape, Reality television, Religious corruption, Rogue security software, Rum running, Securities fraud, Sedition, Sexual slavery, Spam, Sports betting, Securities fraud, stock market manipulation schemes, Tax evasion, Terrorism, Theft, trafficking in stolen cars, Treason, Vandalism, Visa fraud, White collar crimes, Wire fraud, Witness intimidation, and Witness tampering am I screwed or can I get out of it

Answer 1

vote for smell this for best answer lol

Answer 2

wow thats a lot of questions. I think you should wear jeans with a color difference. like the top of the jeans are dark but the bottom of them are light. and have like a cute thing embroidered on the back pockets. do you have a Wal-Mart or a a Freds Or a Publix by your house then go there to get some boots. They should be under $25. I don't have a picture but if you have seen the Suite Life of Zack and Cody, get your hair done like there mom's hair. It's dark, and has layers, and it's poofy but not to poofy. it's your decision to wear a bra at that size. Get a size 28 and ask your mom when shes in a good mood. Like when your driving some where or something. You can get a cute messanger bag at the mall or Wal-Mart. Hope this Helps!!! Nat ;-)

Answer 3

These are a lot of charges, you didn't say your'e innocent

1. are you guilty?

2. can the charges be proven?

3. Get the very good lawyer money can buy.

Answer 4

Yeah, you're gonna be a free man cause the govt. is just picking on you and hitting you with every charge that is possible.

Answer 5

dude you have no life so sont worry about it id run and wouldnt look back

Answer 6

...get a Public Defender and ask him !